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No more stupid people should be allowed in Disneyland. Thanks to all of these great people, we now have the privilege of reading signs such as "keeps your arms and hands inside…" on everything. Soon these signs will even be on strollers. Do not even get me started with the new load gates on rides. There are not safety gates when you are crossing an intersection. You just are just supposed to know better than to jump in front of a moving object. Also not to be too heartless, but because of carelessness the Roger Rabbit ride was closed for nearly a year in order to install a new safely system. Stop the madness…. Disney is not to be blamed. They can only design the rides to be so idiot proof. If you are someone that is prone to accidents or just an apparent idiot please put a sign on your forehead so that Disney cast members can watch out for you….

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